Fun Fact: My first underage drink was with my (awesome) Russian roommate in first year of university. For my 18th birthday we finished her box of red wine and it was such an accurate representation of being 18 and away from home.
How to properly Love someone:
1. Buy them pizza
2. Touch their butt
uh oh. well i’m not gonna be one of those people that are like “REVEAL YOURSELF.” that’s up to you, but i don’t bite.
Also, bonus points for punny use of my last name.
I learned in my evolutionary psych class that the more asymmetrical a guy is, the less likely you are to orgasm but do you just look up and realize huh you’re asymmetrical I’m not gonna enjoy this or
Drake brought a lint roller to the raptors game and I’ve been laughing for the last 10 minutes I can’t stop laughing oh my god