"MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe"

distractyourself:

based fob

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Chungking Express (Wong Kar-wai, 1994)

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curlylovelocks:

Nothing beats traveling by train.

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608474:

Lucy (2014)

…I swear to god the 10% brain capacity line was used in that Bradley Cooper movie.

(via davidfincher)

get-the-pop-tart:

The original sext. Given as a gift to a man who was not her husband.

Beauty Revealed is a miniature, by Sarah Goodridge, given to Daniel Webster, in 1828

(via dimetrodons)

im sitting here eating a personal pizza that i just made and this is getting way too personal

(Source: fernwah, via scoobygroovydoo)

kanyewesanderson:

Grand Budapest Hotel / Bound 2

#KanyeWesAnderson

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

(via universehasnoedge)